Table of Contents

• Prequiz...
• 1: Introduction
• 2: A Punnet Insult Generator
• 3: Quick Recap of Genetics Vocab
• 4: Reviewing the Dreaded Double Hybrid
• 5: But is the ratio exact?
• 6: Not all double crosses are dihybrids!
• 7: Ms. Heterozygote meets Mr. Recessive...
• 8: Fuzzy meets Fangy
• 9: Back to Probability
• 10: Really big Punnett Squares
• 11: Review

A Punnet Insult Generator

The basic idea of a Punnett square is simply a way to illustrate all possible ways that 2 lists of things can be combined. The table below is sort of a large, non-genetic Punnett square showing how adjectives and nouns can be combined to create insults for fun and profit. Along the top we'll list 7 possible adjectives, and along the side we'll list 7 possible nouns. Put your cursor over the boxes to see the insults appear.

	1. slab-faced	2. one-eyed	3. clap-trap	4. gangly-legged	5. snaggle-toothed	6. club-footed	7. slimy-skinned
1. pancake	slab-faced pancake	one-eyed pancake	clap-trap pancake	gangly-legged pancake	snaggle-toothed pancake	club-footed pancake	slimy-skinned pancake
2. cnidarian	slab-faced cnidarian	one-eyed cnidarian	clap-trap cnidarian	gangly-legged cnidarian	snaggle-toothed cnidarian	club-footed cnidarian	slimy-skinned cnidarian
3. half-orc	slab-faced half-orc	one-eyed half-orc	clap-trap half-orc	gangly-legged half-orc	snaggle-toothed half-orc	club-footed half-orc	slimy-skinned half-orc
4. political wanna-be	slab-faced political wanna-be	one-eyed political wanna-be	clap-trap political wanna-be	gangly-legged political wanna-be	snaggle-toothed political wanna-be	club-footed political wanna-be	slimy-skinned political wanna-be
5. social butterfly	slab-faced social butterfly	one-eyed social butterfly	clap-trap social butterfly	gangly-legged social butterfly	snaggle-toothed social butterfly	club-footed social butterfly	slimy-skinned social butterfly
6. supermodel	slab-faced supermodel	one-eyed supermodel	clap-trap supermodel	gangly-legged supermodel	snaggle-toothed supermodel	club-footed supermodel	slimy-skinned supermodel
7. spawn of evil	slab-faced spawn of evil	one-eyed spawn of evil	clap-trap spawn of evil	gangly-legged spawn of evil	snaggle-toothed spawn of evil	club-footed spawn of evil	slimy-skinned spawn of evil

Now click go to choose your insult: