Table of Contents

• Punnett Squares in Theory
• 1: Introduction
• 2: The Punnett Menu
• 3: Creating combinations chez Punnett
• 4: Insults by the dozen
• 5: Punnett menu revisited
• Punnett Squares in Practice
• 6: Onwards to Genetics
• 7: Recap of genetics vocab
• 8: Can this marriage be saved?
• 9: Vampire Fangs
• 10: Example: Spock and Jax
• 11: Example: Spock and Nurse Chapel
• Bigger Punnett Squares
• 12: And you thought we were done!
• 13: The Dreaded Double Hybrid
• 14: Another Dihybrid Cross
• 15: Is the ratio exact? (Hint: NO!)
• 16: Review

Insults by the dozen

Just for fun, here's another example, the ever popular insult generator. Along the top we'll list 7 possible adjectives, and along the side we'll list 7 possible nouns. Put your cursor over the boxes to see the insults appear.

	1. scurvy	2. deflated	3. lard-bellied	4. disco	5. germy	6. pea-brained	7. vomitous
1. popsicle	scurvy popsicle	deflated popsicle	lard-bellied popsicle	disco popsicle	germy popsicle	pea-brained popsicle	vomitous popsicle
2. lick-spittle	scurvy lick-spittle	deflated lick-spittle	lard-bellied lick-spittle	disco lick-spittle	germy lick-spittle	pea-brained lick-spittle	vomitous lick-spittle
3. bureaucrat	scurvy bureaucrat	deflated bureaucrat	lard-bellied bureaucrat	disco bureaucrat	germy bureaucrat	pea-brained bureaucrat	vomitous bureaucrat
4. egghead	scurvy egghead	deflated egghead	lard-bellied egghead	disco egghead	germy egghead	pea-brained egghead	vomitous egghead
5. eel	scurvy eel	deflated eel	lard-bellied eel	disco eel	germy eel	pea-brained eel	vomitous eel
6. vulture	scurvy vulture	deflated vulture	lard-bellied vulture	disco vulture	germy vulture	pea-brained vulture	vomitous vulture
7. milksop	scurvy milksop	deflated milksop	lard-bellied milksop	disco milksop	germy milksop	pea-brained milksop	vomitous milksop

 

Now click go to choose your insult: