A Punnet Insult Generator
The basic idea of a Punnett square is simply a way to illustrate all possible ways that 2 lists of things can be combined. The table below is sort of a large, non-genetic Punnett square showing how adjectives and nouns can be combined to create insults for fun and profit. Along the top we'll list 7 possible adjectives, and along the side we'll list 7 possible nouns. Put your cursor over the boxes to see the insults appear.
Now click go to choose your insult:
Excuse me, sir/ma'am, you are a
By the way, how many possible insults are there?
- I need a hint ... : How many possible nouns and how many possible adjectives do you have?
I think I have the answer: 49 insults (7 nouns * 7 adjectives), you slimy-skinned pancake!
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